Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006

pop tart

popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

by xylience July 6, 2010

slop tart

a slop tart is a girl you may see at 2- 4am at the bar/club wearing close to nothing and highly intoxicated.She is sloppy,sluty and retarded enough to be taken advantage of.

hey G check out that slop tart dancing,u see the ass comin out of those shorts? what a sloppp!im going to go buy her a drink and hope i get lucky.

by mikkee bbbbb September 4, 2009

tart cart

A very feminine vehicle (e.g. VW Cabriolet)

Trixie's sugar daddy just got her a new tart cart.

by Mr. C July 14, 2004

Pop Tart

An overly flamboyant gay guy or an extemely girly girl. They tend to wear bright clothes and be very outgoing and loud.

God Nancy, you are such a pop tart.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012