table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009

clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006

Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...

"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"

by IrishMike February 28, 2008

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011

Table Pusher

When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.

Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)

by Fat Naruto November 4, 2019

took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005