Twitchasaur

A nickname given to a person who originally was called a Twitch but suddenly thought she was a dinosaur. She's usually friends with a Spanki and always refers to her as a competitive whore. She fucks lots of different people and just goes around talking about how big or small there dicks were. She is a Jonite which is a person who worships Jonah Falcon because of there weird obsession with Penis. Twitchasaurs are super emotional and cry at just about anything. She thinks nobody is really there for her but really everyone loves her. Twitchasaurs are never hated but often hate everyone else and refuses to give them chances. She believes Spankis are attractive and attempts to have her way with them but often finds that they are "too straight".

Twitchasaur: hey Spanki wanna fuck?

Spanki: I have a boyfriend

Twitchasaur: so!??!?!?

Spanki: Means im straight

Twitchasaur: Prove it

by Spanki Koochinazz August 28, 2009

Twitch

Being overly biased.

"Come on bro don't be a twitch, choose the game that you believe is better, not the game that only gives you nostalgia."

by Stardust Nova 27 December 27, 2020

Twitch Mod Day

December the 9th is Twitch Mod Day.
On this date all Twitch Mods are allowed to ban all people for the entire day so that they can have a nice and relaxed 24 hours of free time.

Man, I cannot wait until Twitch Mod Day so I can ban everyone and see their funny unban requests!

by random213 December 6, 2020

titch

Someone who has no manners, someone who itches their tit in public. If you hate someone, call them a titch. They may think you're implying they're cute and small.

Brie, you're such a titch!

by brie and tina June 27, 2006

twitch

(1) to roll up a jay or blunt.
- most always used with the word "one".

(1) hey, let's go twitch one behind papa john's!

by HappyHenry35 February 16, 2007

twitch 99

a state in which one is so hyper that they pop a vein and bleed to death. a sate of hyperness in which includes bouncing off walls, inconssistent babbling, and random twitching. other symptons incude monkey-like behavior, using body parts to hit things, annoying people, foaming of the mouth, biting, dialated pupils, throwing of inanimate (and animate) objects, and perhaps spitting like a llama if it comes down to it.

survival rate: 10%

survivior said: "i saw my life flash before my eyes...... and then i laughed about it" *twitch*

dude. he's reached twitch 99....
...he's not comming back...



....ever....again.....

by anonymus2 April 6, 2004

twitchin'

A common combination of the words totally and bitchin' with a random "W" thrown in there.

Oh snap! That Lotus was twitchin' man.

by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006