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Turkey dick

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019
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Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
by couchsalesman November 30, 2009
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Turkey Orange

A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high
by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019
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Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.
Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.
by SRG22 September 25, 2014
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Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
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frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016
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turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.
by googims August 5, 2015
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