Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.

Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.

by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017

Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.

Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!

by TheGr8Submarine July 1, 2021

shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.

Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.

by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022

Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.

My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1

by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021

Shitter-Mentality

The mentality that something is unwinnable, undoable or unpreventable. The belief that nothing could be done and there was no room for improvement.

Matthew: This game sucks I can't do anything, their team is so annoying wtf.
Kevin: Shitter-Mentality

by Non-shitter January 16, 2021

shitter toke

When you take a bong toke while taking a shit.

Damn, that was a good shitter toke

by Champagne papi February 11, 2019

Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.

The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.

by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021