Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017

Moose Rule

A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.

I declare "Moose Rule"

by betawolf63 June 17, 2013

Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !

by isscaredofmoose May 8, 2009

moose fucker

when you meet a really horny canadian

i just met this really cool moose fucker

by horse condome February 15, 2018

Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea

"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."

by Fishnisch May 23, 2014

bag a moose

to obtain trim on a date, to get laid

Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.

by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006