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Kevin

The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.
No one: he could be a Kevin
by ..23 November 1, 2019
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KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.
Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.
by Basketcasenat July 17, 2023
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Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)
person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN
by lousugarddy October 4, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is a person with effortless talent. He's talented in all the ways he wants.
Person 1: Gosh I wish I was like Kevin
Person 2: Same, so jealous
by sdayg July 9, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin I don’t like you, you’re dick too small
by Daddy69LLLL May 28, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is really cool when you guys first start out! BUT…he's very crazy. He is a stalker, won't leave you alone, try and kill everybody that flirts with you
Kevin is Dumb
by Shitheaddumbo November 5, 2019
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Kevin

See that loser over there? Acts like a Karen but is a guy, he's such a Kevin!
by PhoenixGamer34 June 5, 2021
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