One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
by rlobster December 24, 2016
by Crazycrazy132 December 18, 2016
The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!
Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
by derek the doctor December 25, 2009
The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 25, 2011
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
by Kent Bigcannon March 26, 2018
by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019
When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.
Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?
Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.
My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.
My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
by eljefe123 December 25, 2010