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Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
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that thing they call

used to make a reference about something which is known, but you want to make a dramatic or sarcastic intro about it to another person.
Bro 1: dude, check this videos out!!
Bro : ooooh!! they look very cool, haven't you thought about uploading them to the web?
Bro1 : No, but actually, it is a good idea, how can I do that?
Bro 2: Well.....there is that thing they call YouTube, I dont know if you know about it, but it is all about videos.
by uDontCare October 3, 2011
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fidgety thing

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing
by Xorthakh May 29, 2018
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blob thing

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.
"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"
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brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex
oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things
by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017
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Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.
by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018
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Pre-thing

“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).
Are you guys a thing?
nah we are a Pre-thing, I don’t know if she wants to be legit yet
fairnuf bro
by cwayy August 27, 2018
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