Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.

She needs to go pump the badger

by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020

ass badgered

When you dig in a girls ass like a badger

I ass badgered that bitch last night.

by Johnny hot tits April 22, 2016

Pit badger

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”

Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?

by Devro November 6, 2018

Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014

Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

Badger the Simp

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.

Badger the Simp is such a bottom

by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019