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Terminal Two Tug

Similar to the 'danger wank' in its application, the 'Terminal Two Tug' is its Aeronautical counterpart.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "bust one off" whilst sat in an airport bathroom after pulling the red emergency cord. The race is on to 'let the bubble see the pop' before security come investigating. Ejaculation must be reached before your Terminal Two Tug 'target' arrives to investigate. The greater the chances of being discovered going to town on oneself, or pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). Saying originated in Swindon, UK after a spate of adventurous 'danger wanks' by one bar hostess became local legend.
Danielle got bored of danger wanking and so she decided to take it 'on holiday' with the 'terminal two tug'. Animal.
by JoJo Ipperson. March 12, 2011
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Teresa nothing

Sexy, Hot, babe that has a gorges body thats unresistible, big nice soft boobs, round attractive ass. Her kisses drive me crazy, along with her teasing on my neck that almost makes me moan. Her hands wonder up my shirt and around my body, making me want her more than i already do. Then she'll get closer, hand go farther up or down x), kisses becoming more intense, and then she gets me hard. making me fall in love with her again and again.
by dog with bone October 15, 2011
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Terminal Vulvocity

The tangential speed at which the female genitalia reaches as it spins around a stripper pole, just before she falls off.
I saw a performance last night at the club that was unbelievable! I saw not 1, but two dancers achieve terminal vulvocity, and seriously fall on their sweet little asses.
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
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Terbs

A man with a massively enormous penis that comes second to none.
He's a terbs.
by Citrushippo August 6, 2018
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Terminal Cancer

by FijianFisher241 October 21, 2018
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Terminal Wokeness

Terminal Wokeness is the state of a company franchise or product that becomes so Woke that it has lost and or abandoned what fans and customers formerly found appealing about it.
Terminal Wokeness exists in an era where more and more Western companies became Woke and this causes those that are or were so invested in the company product or franchise to vote with their money or vote with their feet and leave. This led to observable losses in the company or mass abandonment or rejection of the company product or franchise by current and or former fans and customers.
Sometimes known as Get Woke Go Broke.

Terminal Wokeness describes to the fan and customer that the company franchise or product would rather push "approved" politics ideology and world view such as Social Justice Feminism and Political Left, over making a good product tv show and movie telling a story or improve upon what they have already built.
Terminal Wokeness: When something becomes so Woke that it can no longer return to what it once was.
by Bejimo October 15, 2019
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Do the Teresa fowler

You do the Teresa fowler when you have twenty dollars and nothing else to do.
"You got twenty?"
"Yeah, what do you want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Lets go do the Teresa fowler.
by fatloverboygary@ November 9, 2019
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