tolelard

a girl that thinks your a jerk

ex: hey did you see that new girl victoria

yeah she's a tolelard!

by VTgreatest March 1, 2011

Toolebox

a man that sees multiple woman. He usually as one child that he favors but never sees and the other he gave up because it interfered with bartime. A plan looser who likes men AND women and will deny his six month relationship with a man. He lives with his friends even in his thirties.

Did you hear what Toole did again? Yeah, that Toolebox is a total looser. He has like ten STD's....he needs to quit messing around so much and take care of his kids.

by Renee32 August 21, 2011

tacolette

-a small taco, especially one that is made from taco meat wrapped in crescent roll dough and baked.

Oo la la! Is that crescent roll dough that you're rolling the taco meat in?

Why, yes! And, I'm going to bake them! They're 'tacolettes!'

by SirZDefiner September 21, 2011

toleinuelui

Its a way superheros like bonterfieldimanyod man and captian riah pants eat men for breakfast...also where you put a mans genitals in thr back of your throat to touch the ovula.

person one:what would you like for breakfast?
person two: toleinuelui.

by bonterfieldimanyod man December 31, 2011

Toolery

Jewelry that makes one look like a tool

Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!

by feminineM&M March 11, 2012

tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012