Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.

Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."

by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023

swim between the flags

Rubbing your cock between a pair of tits

I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags

by Mr Mystereious January 12, 2018

swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009

Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

Swim cap Penetration

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.

Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

swim team girls

Girls that nobody likes but other swim team girls and think they are welcome at parties when they are clearly not

"Tommy was having this party but it was ruined when all the swim team girls came."

"We were having a good time until the swim team girls showed up"

by dirty111 March 17, 2008