El Swiper

Platinum ranked gatekeeper that will dime out and snake out his boys for a girl he’ll never have a chance with. Usually short stubby dudes that are lame as fuck. No matter who tries to unlame a EL Swiper it will never work.

My boy H tried to save this dude EB but he realized a ranked El Swiper is unfixable.

by Rizzler1 April 21, 2025

Sleepytime Swinger

When an old person in a nursing home suddenly gets a surge of strength and starts throwing hands with a nurse.

Joey gave nurse Merissa a Sleepytime Swinger when she threatened to take away his ice cream.

by Tom Cruise Dawg May 24, 2025

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025

Arangatang William Swinger

A term to describe a dump that is at least 6" long and slowly exits the ass, while staying attached and swinging back and forth until it drops into the bowl.

That baby swang like an Arangatang William Swinger!

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Raw chicken swiper

Someone who uses the excuse of eating raw chicken to have the day off sick.

Cirian Durrant is a Raw Chicken swiper

by Adamg234 October 7, 2021