sweater puppets

a girl with large breasts that she can flex, bounce, jiggle, etc.

dude that crazy stripper last night could really move those sweater puppets!

by joe jones & russell bray October 23, 2008

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

face sweater

Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard.

Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."

by Marishka April 13, 2008

sweater treats

Nice female breasts

Wow! I like to get my hands on those sweater treats.

by Touch May 25, 2004

Puttin on a Green Sweater

To get stoned

I'm gonna step out back on put on my green sweater.

Yo, are you wearing your green sweater man cuz your eyes are blazed dog?

by DJ Maxter Mix June 28, 2004

sweater potato

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.

Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.

by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009