Lite Sweater

When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.

Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."

by Frankiefist October 30, 2011

vagina sweater

Abundance of pubic hair.

Wow sandy hasn't shaved in months, she's got a real vagina sweater going on down there.

by Shercock September 21, 2014

whore sweater

When it's sweater weather and a girl is trying really hard to look sexy, so she cuts holes where her cleavage is.

Damnnnn! Did you see Elise wearing that whore sweater today! Her tits were popping out at me!

by mynameispineapplejoe October 12, 2016

Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.

C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!

by Hamsterjam February 25, 2018

Gravy sweater

Gravy Sweater, N. (Grey-vee swë tur) One who sweats gravy from the vajieen

That misrable cow was such a corpulant tragedy that were you brave enough to venture forth betwixt her undulating thighs and pendulus belly you would discover such a slovenly unkempt quagmire of hairy smegmated folds that the mucosal excreations we're remeniscent of brown gravy one could only describe the horrific seen as being a Gravy Sweater.

by Rocky Mc HotGuy April 2, 2018

Cozy Sweater

When you out of condoms and you must reuse the one that you took off and flung on the floor. It will more than likely have lint stuck to it which may keep your penis warm.

I was out of rubbers and she was ready for round two so I had to give her the Cozy Sweater.

by RealFNdeal November 8, 2018

Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.

Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.

by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015