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sweater potato

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.
Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.
by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008
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Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.
1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."
by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009
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Sweater Gang

The trillist guys from the class of 2015 through out Charleston, SC. They are bonded by a love of sweaters,music,partying and various other activities. Their motto is "Sweater gang or chill with big Lurch"
Girl 1: Omg, isnt he in sweater gang
Girl 2: yea, isnt that so cool

Big Lurch: Oh yea
by BigLurch12 January 14, 2012
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sweater puppies

A young woman's delightfully shaped firm round lovely breasts.
Hannah Montanna has a cute pair of sweater puppies!
by hanksbeer October 14, 2008
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Sweater Vest

An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.
HEY everyone look its sweater vest, and she cant get through a door!
by Gman33 April 28, 2009
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Sweater Monkey

a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.

A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.

They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."
by LizzieFresh November 23, 2007
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sweater meat

large nice shapped tits, that are soft to the touch. built for speed and comfort.
Wow John look at that womans sweater meat!

tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,
by deeez nuttzzzz October 7, 2006
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