1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
Get the lip swaggermug. 
by NotJT April 5, 2017
Get the swagger whipmug. An individual that has no real drip but dresses as a person who went into rue 21 for the first time.
“Damn Jimmy dressing like a swagger”
“I mean he barely got out of prison, so he doesn’t know what’s in right now”
“I mean he barely got out of prison, so he doesn’t know what’s in right now”
by Alexa Vazquez February 24, 2021
Get the Swaggermug. ‘what have you been doing in quarantine?’
‘literally just watching minecraft hardcore. nothing else.’
‘hey dude, that’s pretty swaggers 🔥😎’
‘literally just watching minecraft hardcore. nothing else.’
‘hey dude, that’s pretty swaggers 🔥😎’
by woahwoof December 15, 2020
Get the swaggersmug. It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.
During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.
by Texashandshake April 2, 2024
Get the The Ohio swaggermug. by DIRTYRAT October 12, 2019
Get the Swaggermug.