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surprise sex

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant
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Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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Dayton Surprise

When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!
The service in that hotel was so bad I was expecting to find a Dayton Surprise to top it off.
by Chet Cocksworth January 19, 2008
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Surprise Buttsecks

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
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Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.
My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.
by Badonski June 11, 2012
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Surprize

JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.
by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009
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Dorset Elbow Suprise

A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.
"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"
by Amara Kat November 15, 2007
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