Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006
Get the surprise sex mug.When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
Get the Swedish Surprise mug.When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!
by Chet Cocksworth January 19, 2008
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Get the Alaskan Narwhal Surprise mug.JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.
by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009
Get the Surprize mug.A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.
by Amara Kat November 15, 2007
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