Surface Lurker

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

surface thinker

used to define somebody who conforms and has no real thoughts with any depth

Ashley is SUCH a surface thinker!

by Mick Jagger Fan March 4, 2015

surf on turf

when you eat a girl out

i just got barreled now I'm going to surf on turf, my old lady is going to love it

by muff dive April 9, 2015

surface worker

An employee that lacks the initiative to delve deeper to find the root of an issue.

Yoquanda is such a surface worker, she actually believes delegating the title of a task to her peer via email is an accomplishment .

by skizimus October 10, 2016

surfrat

A kid who has graduated grom hood but not yet an adult

That surfrat keeps stealing my wave man

by Gnarbuckles June 13, 2017

surfing with a spoon

Using heroin....

I

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.

by Slidekick October 24, 2017

surf love

A spur of the moment type of love where you’re attracted to the crazy side of someone

Those two just meet and they’re already all over eachother, must be surf love

by El mongo May 25, 2019