Suburban Urban

Suburban white kids (usually, but not always) who think they are gangsters and have a tough life.

Their moto should be:
"The struggle is real. Only, it's not."

There were so many Suburban Urbans at that MartyParty concert last night!

by DenverDude303 March 4, 2014

suburban backstack

A long in front, short and chunky in back hair style worn by newly single women who aren't quite ready to date.

Cheryl got a "fun" new haircut (known to stylists as the suburban backstack) when the divorce paperwork was final.

by Scoobinator April 12, 2014

suburban troubadour balladeer

Billy Joel.

Given his inside position and outside perspective, it is no wonder that Joel's songs have often been taken as the statements of a "suburban troubadour balladeer."

by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

suburbicarian

To refrain from consuming country folk

I’m sorry I can’t eat that, I’m suburbicarian.

by Ravenclawgirl December 12, 2017

suburban queen

Stereotypical white picket fence house wife

"Aye, on God imma make becca my suburban queen!"

by Pubbernickle May 1, 2018

Superb Male

A male that knows something that science doesn't... A male that, if put into US currency, would be invaluable or worth billions of dollars but is poor and penniless. A man that deserves a Nobel Prize by his personality alone and by being the best version of humanity to ever have lived; but no one else knows it.

He knows his worth but is very modest about it... She may be loaded, but she is filthy as a person and treats him badly. He may be broke, but he's too good for her because he's a Superb Male.

by Eridesceen January 25, 2018

superb slurped

When a man pulls out the clitoris and sucks it so hard that it pops off

“Man I superb slurped Jessie last night in the dressing room. Passerby’s thought there was a murder!”

by Anqrygole February 14, 2018