Possibly the greatest internet forum on the World Wide Web. A heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. Run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of music and porn), Gemma Golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek Phil Fuckmeiknowmystuff (Cool Gang Leader), rock steady Craig (the rock's Rock), Arthur Fat Fingers (forum apple whore), Crimson Dob (the drinking woman's crumpet), the frightening Knobrothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), Hong Kong Jack (flying the flag at the end of the Empire), "Hoops" Dunkin' Duncan (emo maestro), Maccyl "My Arms Are Not Long FFS!" MacCool (long-armed wonder), Bangmycock (Leeds Lothario), Joe Allatsea and Sam Gouldylocks (super nerds!), Le Girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), Shola (FFS!), Gobby "They're not Neu! tho!" Weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and Carmine (Legal Eagle). The Backup Palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the Snootch to the Bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing Babyjib (cor! what a looker!)'s Fashion Boutique, the Geek's Club, Upcoming "what time is everyone getting there ffs?!" Gigs section, and the rubbish anti-Arsenal Zenon's Sports Emporium (run by Zenon who doesn't get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). There are no doubts: truly the greatest Forum in history
An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:
I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008
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1) Girls that are easy
2) Party girls that go to clubs and screw and dates different people every week
3) Promiscuous
4) A woman with a loose vagina due to over use by having sex with many men
5) White women that tend to have sex with black men
6) Women that flirt a lot
7) Women that cheat
8) Women that give blowjobs when drunk to different men in parties
9) Most likely to be divorced by her 40's with a dog, bitter and with herpes (either around her mouth or genitals)
10) Porn actresses
11) Women that like to be recorded when having sex
12) Women who had sex with more than one male at the same time
13) A large number of women born in the US and Europe after the 60's
14) A woman with a deformed anus/sphincter due to anal sex and HPV warts in abundance
15) Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Tara Reid, among many others
It can be used to identified any of the following categories:
1) Girls that are easy
2) Party girls that go to clubs and screw and dates different people every week
3) Promiscuous
4) A woman with a loose vagina due to over use by having sex with many men
5) White women that tend to have sex with black men
6) Women that flirt a lot
7) Women that cheat
8) Women that give blowjobs when drunk to different men in parties
9) Most likely to be divorced by her 40's with a dog, bitter and with herpes (either around her mouth or genitals)
10) Porn actresses
11) Women that like to be recorded when having sex
12) Women who had sex with more than one male at the same time
13) A large number of women born in the US and Europe after the 60's
14) A woman with a deformed anus/sphincter due to anal sex and HPV warts in abundance
15) Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Tara Reid, among many others
1) In a club Hey dude, check that drunk slut, I am pretty sure she is the blond that Joe told me he screwed last week, I am going try to hit tonight, maybe I get lucky too
2) Man, if you are just horny, just ask Chastity out, you don't wanna marry the slut, but she is a great girl to date because she is pretty easy
3) My friend Mike, who is black wants to marry a white chick, but he says it is pretty difficult to find a good one, because most of the white girls that are into blacks are sluts, and have lots of sex partners
2) Man, if you are just horny, just ask Chastity out, you don't wanna marry the slut, but she is a great girl to date because she is pretty easy
3) My friend Mike, who is black wants to marry a white chick, but he says it is pretty difficult to find a good one, because most of the white girls that are into blacks are sluts, and have lots of sex partners
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