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Stripper

Baby girls who are hott and sexyyy! Sometimes they give you lap dances. You not allowed to touch them. Anyway, you go to the VIP lounge and you see the one who’s there has no bra! Lucky you! You touch her. You caress her. You carry her outside and to your house. You have sex there.
Hey man, I think we should go to a bar.

Yeah, a stripper one.
Good idea!

Whew! We got em! Let’s go in!

Ooh there are sexy ones and they have leather heels!
by BigBoobChick May 14, 2021
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stripper hat

A very sexy hat on a mainly beardily large sized muscular man
Bro. Did you see tons stripper hat last night. All the chicks were digging it
by Thomas 99 December 21, 2017
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banana stripper

by anniesbestfriend November 20, 2010
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Stripper

A person of any gender (mostly women) who dance on a stage in a strip club completely naked. They can dance on things like poles, people, or other objects in their liking. This is a job for people who need to make ends meet. Strippers can make more money shaking ass in a week than you can.
Girl 1: “Damn, how could you afford all that?!”
Girl 2: “From all those thirsty men giving me cash for shaking my ass.”

Girl 1: “Jeez, being a stripper isn’t for the weak.”
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
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Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 5, 2021
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day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.
Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.
by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025
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