cleaveland steamer

(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.

felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer

by Xaphod January 15, 2006

cheesy steamer

when doing a cheesy charlie and you put the seram wrap on the persons face, instead of excreting fecal matter on the seram wrap take a shit on their chest being a cleveland steamer but they thought they were getting a cheesy charlie or a hot plate

So I got ready to give her a hot plate then did a cheesy steamer. She's so pissed now!

by SpriIce June 20, 2004

Cleavland Steamer

A sexual act that is performed by defacating upon your partners chest.

Okay hun, it'll be 30 dollars for sex, 10 dolalrs for oral, and an additional 15 if you want to do anything colorful such as a Cleavland Steamer.

by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005

The roseville screamer

when having missionary sex with a girl, you stop mid thrust and violently scream in her face. then keep going like nothing happened.

Brandon: did you get with your slam piece last night?
Jake: yeah dude i pulled the roseville screamer on her
Brandon: haha nice dude
Jake: yeah she did it back.. it was weird.

by thevillesfinest March 16, 2011

boston steamer

The true boston steamer is a sexual act (fetish). It is when one person craps on another person's face and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Mary finally let me give her the ole' Boston Steamer last night.

by Dan Herald March 16, 2007

The Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

cleveland steamers

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

by dookieluv February 15, 2006