stray

a straight man who affiliates himself so much with the gay community it seems like genuine really WANTS to be gay, or perhaps secretly is.

My husband does theatre, belongs to GLAAD, and loves to hang out in Soho! I think he's a Stray!

by T January 18, 2005

Straying

An old saying that has gone astray, and picked up some urban literary advances.

This goes from an old saying, to a straying.
"When in doubt....shoot a motherfucker."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

Stray

A straight-acting heterosexual man or a gay-acting heterosexual man. Not to be confused with bisexuality or metrosexual behaviour.

Janet was annoyed that her boyfriend Steve had been acting stray all night by dancing with Tom.

by PurplePrincess December 13, 2004

Strays

Pubic hair that sneaks out of girls bathing suit or panties that is forgotten in the shaving process. Or a few mustache hairs that creep onto the lip of a dude.

Dude.... Check out Megan's strays. Fucking gross.

by dank1st December 9, 2008

spraya

someone who says shit about people that is false or makes threats and cant back them up.

oo ya nick, you a spraya cuz u said all dat on dat shit on ur myspace about bein a gangsta wen u jus a busta.

by Big Tizzy May 4, 2006

Stray

The creative result you get when combining straight and gayl bisexual.

Guy 1: Dude are you straight, gay, or bi? I'm just curious.
Guy 2: I'm a stray.
Guy 1: WTF are you talking about?
Guy 2: I'm straight and gay; I'm bi but I consider myself a stray, the more awesome word of the three.

by don29002 October 10, 2011

Stratajizzin'

1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.

2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.

(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?

Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.

(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.

Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.

by FishaDisha August 13, 2010