The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
by SomeCaliGirl October 01, 2022
(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves December 30, 2015
by Glology May 14, 2023
The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever
Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “
Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
by 12345808 April 30, 2021
The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks
by Jaunpuckile May 16, 2022
by Really lad?! June 18, 2021
by Lolxdfunnt October 24, 2019