Stifle-vote Democrat

Stifle-vote Democrats are Democrats who lie and manipulate voter polls. They say they have already won the election beforehand so voters seeking their opponent's victory will either give up and not vote at all, or cast their vote in their favor. Either way, they get your vote - Random Prophet #RandomProphet

A Stifle-vote Democrat will lie to you to get your vote.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 7, 2018

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Stifler

Someone who looks and act like Steve Stifler from the American Pie series.

Chris Veihl is Stifler.

by The Real Stifler March 14, 2009

Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD August 29, 2008

stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.

"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."

by Kroxman November 15, 2007

stiffington

A staunch, steadfast person. Commonly refered to as a 'stiff.'

My teacher would not accept my homework, he is a real stiffington.

by HawtSauce October 5, 2006

brick sniffer

Historic preservationist type gone overboard. Has lost all sense of balance: old is good, no matter what.

The brick sniffers blocked expansion of the children's hospital by getting the old house on thte corner declared a historic landmark. Yes, it looks like a shack your imbecile uncle put together, but it turns it out it was once owned by a 19th century orthodox rabbi who married a mennonite and enoyed macrame. Ergo sacred!!!

by Jim Sportcoat March 5, 2009