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Get the ollie stevens mug.An actor who is funnier to use in "Chuck Norris jokes" instead of Chuck Norris simply beacause the fact of that he is more awesome.
He is good friends with Jackie Chan.
He speaks fluent japanese
He is an Aikido master of 7th dan.
He owns a dojo in japan.
He is almost always seen in a ponytail.
He is the greatest man alive.
Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.
He is good friends with Jackie Chan.
He speaks fluent japanese
He is an Aikido master of 7th dan.
He owns a dojo in japan.
He is almost always seen in a ponytail.
He is the greatest man alive.
Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.
Steven Seagal doesn't care what time it is, he decides what time it is.
Everytime boogieman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, however every time Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks his under his bed, inside his closet, outside his window, in the living room, kitchen and in his garage for Steven Seagall.
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Everytime boogieman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, however every time Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks his under his bed, inside his closet, outside his window, in the living room, kitchen and in his garage for Steven Seagall.
Steven Seagal: The secret is not to act, but to be.
by Kniv April 15, 2009
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In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010
Get the Steven Seagal Porno mug.As the bass player of the very well known band, Lumberjacks, Steven Brentnall is an undergrad who currently attends College of the Canyons and is engaged to his girlfriend, Suzanne Padi. His hobbies include writing his own music, being in 2 other bands (birthdays and Skeeter) and owning the towns largest afro. Born in Mission Hills, CA, Steven now lives in the Los Angeles suburb, Santa Clarita, CA. His favorite snack is Cheese-itz and he has one older brother named Robert and a little sister, Nora. This talented musician has played in several venues all over southern California and there is no telling where his career will lead him. Although he is a sensitive man, Steven is a true born Bad Ass who doesn't put up with bullshit, which explains his deep rooted punk rock heritage.
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