by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018
Get the stealth pipe mug.Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
by twurzz June 9, 2011
Get the Stealth Fat mug.When someone is in a call with friends and state they will be gone for "x" amount of time then proceed to leave for quadruple or more the time
by yourextravaultspace June 13, 2025
Get the Stealthing mug.Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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Get the mental stealth mug.a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
Get the stealth woobie mug.The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.
by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017
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