stanley knife

A cutty, slicy thing.

What the fuck is a stanley knife?
Why, it's a cutty slicy thing, havn't you been on urban dictionary recently?

by Mr. Willy July 20, 2008

Stanley Yelnats

The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)

-"Have you read Holes?"

-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."

by the hyman bros. May 25, 2010

Stanley

Stanley is a stupid ass motherfucker. He is nothing but dumb and will try to be your friend just too expose you. Nobody should like him. He is an idiot. But this is not case for all of them. The other ones are just as funny as Stanley from the office

That kid is such a Stanley

by Yakiboi76 August 28, 2020

strangle the serpant

for a man to masturbate; to jack off

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.

by sex.slave April 17, 2009

shangled

To have benefited disproportionately from location. Or to be generally just wrong.

That piece of artwork is Shangled.

by tonezirptra October 10, 2011

Stanley

I think it mean slow

Stanley is hella slow no cap

by Stanley proctor March 18, 2019

chocolate strangler

VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.

Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.

by sven uyo July 27, 2006