When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
by Beabstinent September 11, 2016
Get the Squirt mishapmug. Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
Get the Squirt dirtsmug. When a girl gets her pussy super loose then a guy puts his whole head in her pussy the squirts and cums all over his whole face and head while hes in her pussy
by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016
Get the squirt bugmug. Angel squirt is the substance created when a man ejaculates into a female and then she immediately squirts the ejaculated material into the air
An example of angel squirt would be I was pile driving this girl last night and after I gave her a creampied she shot Angel squirt all over my face cuz she had such a great time
by Dudge36 January 21, 2018
Get the angel squirtmug. When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.
by NanFreak December 3, 2019
Get the Reverse Squirtmug. After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015
Get the morning squirtmug. Cyber Squirt refers to female ejaculation method known as "squirt", but takes place virtually during the process of "esex".
by GhostboyLiterature March 21, 2022
Get the Cyber Squirtmug.