squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017

Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar

rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom

by landmaster40 May 20, 2016

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

angel squirt

Angel squirt is the substance created when a man ejaculates into a female and then she immediately squirts the ejaculated material into the air

An example of angel squirt would be I was pile driving this girl last night and after I gave her a creampied she shot Angel squirt all over my face cuz she had such a great time

by Dudge36 January 21, 2018

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Sissy Squirt

when a sissy boy squirts a load from his daddy out of his asshole

Ew! Emilie just got done being pounded by her daddy and dribbled out a sissy squirt!

by Dandelion Dylan September 22, 2021