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electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.
by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009
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urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011
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Whispering Squirrel

A little furry bastard that whispers to people.
Did you see what whispering squirrel sent?
by i am the squirrel January 24, 2012
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bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.
I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!
by dirky digglor December 19, 2010
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somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.
I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.
by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011
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squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."
by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009
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sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
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