Spudman

(n.) The alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. Also referred to as "Incredibly-Awesome Man". His insignia is the delectable potato.

Note: This is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. There is absolutely no way to truly define Spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. In a few thousand years English will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through words. Until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.

With a debonaire disposition, Spudman set out to save the world one daunting physics problem at a time.

by Tater Tot July 14, 2006

spudge

To move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have sex with a jar of peanut butter.

Pull the dick out of you ass, stop spudging, and let's go to the bars.

by Mowy April 25, 2004

spudgy

soft ,squishy and cute.like a babies face.and my belly.

aww!isnt he soooooooo spudgy!i could jus eat him up!

by master of the hill colleges February 26, 2004

spudwh0re

Baddist mofo that ever lived or ever will live !!

Spudwh0re 0wns you.

by spudwh0re June 19, 2003

Spuddle

To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles

Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'

by Oxford Concise Dialect December 22, 2004

Spuddy Juddy

A Spuddy Juddy is a man who's head is naturally shaped like a Potato.

Not just a bald person, but someone who's head actually looks like the delicious Chip Creator.

aye up, have you seen Spuddy Juddy? his head is certainly Potato-like.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

Spudgun

Someone who is 2 days into his college career and is caught slappin' his salami by his dorm roommate.

Joe was caught pulling a spudgun by his roommate.

How's it agoin Spudgun.

by 1859552 December 14, 2010