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spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.
Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
by floflumpit January 31, 2010
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spurt

getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.
JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.
by beaner skater April 30, 2006
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spume

gis, gism, load, sperm
by Scott Smith July 10, 2003
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spunk brûlée

An internal cumshot: when the penis has ejaculated semen inside the vagina and is about to be (or is) oozing out of the orifice. Often referred to as a creampie. I'd think twice—or maybe ask very nicely—if any café had either that or the spunk brûlée desserts on offer…hmm…not on the cake shelf, but one of the waiters may find me one out the back or help me make one…
Ingredients for Spunk Brûlée:
-1 Custard gun, loaded with man paste
-1 Hair pie base
-Fuck butter (self-saucing) to rub

Method:
Take the custard gun, ensuring it is well charged with man paste and place it, initially gently, into hair pie base and massage in a light back-and-forth motion. Gradually allow fuck butter to undertake self-saucing action during this movement. Gradually increase speed of back-and forth motion, but do not rush through this—take plenty of time, as satisfaction will then be likely. Once sufficiently stirred, then release trigger of custard gun towards base of hair pie. Once contents have been disgorged, remove. Can be completed by either allowing to set in oven or alternately, can be slowly tipped out of pie, providing an attractive drip glaze finish. Can be optionally accompanied with snowballs for a shared dessert delight.

Enjoy ; )
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
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Spuddy

the state of feeling nauseatingly sentimental and affectionate during courting.
I was feeling so spuddy that I sent her chocolates and flowers
by MeniMan February 7, 2013
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crustified spunk lips

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips
by offlyner April 21, 2006
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spuge

male jizz that has strayed from its intended course.
Tim was pumpin his pickle and spuged all over himslef, completely missing his jizz rag.
by Rob da Dawg April 29, 2003
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