Spoiling

When you are so kind to someone, it nauseates the wicked.

Person 1: I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! It’s time for me to grow up and move on.

Person 1: I got you this gift basket for the holiday.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! Only babies deserve nice things.

by Poet678 February 18, 2026

Spoiled milk

Old pussy, no good

“Hey Joe you should go talk to that girl over there”-Ben “ I’m okay bro that’s spoiled milk”-Joe

by Bvdger May 7, 2025

Spoiltation

The act of spoiling someone, such as buying a friend gifts or giving a sibling money.

I don’t think you can beat their spoiltation.

by 1mbatman07 July 8, 2025

ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

postfix spoiler alert

An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.

"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?

by Subsequence May 5, 2011

Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.

'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'

by Moon-song December 30, 2013

White spoiler

Built on the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either:
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: "Did she just spoil the entire film?"
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."

or

A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."

by Cinciarella March 10, 2018