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Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.
I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Genital Slurpees

Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.

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when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008
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The Slurpee Scheme

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"
by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009
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slurpie

i sucked her slurpie
by trentmasta May 25, 2003
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slurpie

The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?
Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.
by 8Ocho8 April 9, 2007
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slurp me up

hey baby, slurp me up.
by haha687 November 5, 2009
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slurp

you go slurp
by jess dirksey November 15, 2002
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