master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

splut

The sound of a male ejaculating, or the act of ejaculating.

"Christos made a rather loud splut as he reached his orgasm."

by Damon B December 28, 2005

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

spunt

the gob of semen in the corner of a mouth after giving oral sex.

Wipe that spunt off your face and pick up your cab fare on the dresser.

by Dark Angel March 7, 2004

splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.

Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

Splint

The act of sneaking up on an unknown victim, most always from behind. Derived from Splinter Cell or "Splint-C". The act of splinting somebody is an art that requires concentration and possibly very sneaky shoes.

Dead Guy - "Ohh man he totally splinted me from behind and I didn't even know."

Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."

by Mikeyizzo November 1, 2006