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Skiff

To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.
"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"

"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"

"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"

"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."
by jackm83 July 13, 2006
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bell sniffer

A person who bends down to sniff their bell end
by Jiblob October 30, 2005
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ass sniffer

someone who sniffs ass and likes it
by keegan2580 December 15, 2008
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spiffy

(Adj.)1. Neat or interesting. (can also mean cool) 2. Of a good or pleasant nature.
Used in 21st-century America by strange, offbeat teens.
Dudemna, look over there! Is that squirrel not THE spiffiest thing...ever!?
by Borden May 23, 2004
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Skiffle

Jazz, folk, or country music played unconventional instruments like as kazoos, washboards, or jugs. Popular in the '50s

Aka "jug band".
Man: "The Vipers," now there's a good skiffle band.
by Roshan B-K February 14, 2006
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sniff your ass

To give you a tryout or try to figure out what it's all about. A more civilized form of what a dog does when it...uh...sniffs your ass.
Bill: "Ooh...looks like Peter messed up on his TPS reports again. We may need to fire him."
Bob: "Peter's a bright kid, I like his style. Let's send him out to the Boston office and let those guys sniff his ass for a couple of weeks. If they don't like what they see, then we'll can the bastard."

Stan: "Peter, why don't you come out to Boston and let us sniff your ass for a little bit? Not trying to scare you, but Bill would like us to evaluate your performance."
Peter: "Man, you guys are such a bunch of brown-nosers."
by Nicholas D November 28, 2007
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siffage

A shortened version of "as if" is "sif".

"siffage" is a further extention of sif used by more hardcore 1337 people.

Commonly found in online gaming circles.
lamer: j00 amz nuubeh..
you: siffage!! i amz 31337 pwnr
by 1337ness October 21, 2004
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