Sperm joke

A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
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sky-sperm

the white trail of ice a rocket leaves in a blue sky.
Omg look at that sky-sperm

Dude, that's a fucking mindfuck!
by cavepig April 18, 2009
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Sperm Hunter

A woman that goes out to have sex with a man just to get pregnant.

She may go after a specific person for physical features or for intelligence level.
The sperm hunter may have trouble getting pregnant by their husband and will go to a night club to find a man that looks like him and do the deed.
by Reiver March 26, 2012
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Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.
I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.
by Kev23 August 30, 2005
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sperm cup

Visable on women who ware tight fitting tops, that have a gut. The indentation of there belly button.
Look at the sperm cup on that heffer!
by CARM68 July 24, 2006
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sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.
Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.
by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
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sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.
1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!
by NickName4U May 15, 2006
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