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FaceBook safety

Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.
John's Status: "Men make me happy!"

John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"
by mattyp1108 May 13, 2011
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French Safe

A very old name for a condom.
"Don't bang her without a french safe."
by airbourne legs December 17, 2012
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people who are known as 'lads' are normally safe. 'bare safe' saying which means very cool. overall definition of the word is cool. jeremyjefrysafe
'bare safe' - very cool, swag
by jeffryjeremy1 May 2, 2013
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work-safe

refers to an internet website. Something "work-safe" will not get you fired if your boss or coworker's see it on your browzer. porno or anything with images of nude people, for example, is definately not "work-safe"
FARM SLUTS ON ICE : not work-safe
by MaSh92587 May 8, 2005
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safeerah

A bad bitch who is a fucking queen and deserves the whole world cuz she’s one in a million
Safeerah...
by Babygirlllllllllllllllllllllll November 15, 2017
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Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.
"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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Keep yourself safe

Another way to say "kill yourself, or the acronym, k.y.s (meaning kill yourself) as each word starts with the same ( letter kill-k
eep your-y.ourself self-s.afe )whilst getting past the social media systems guidelines.
person 1: Ew, you're REALLY ugly LMFAOOO 💀

person 2: keys without the e...

person 3: keep yourself safe!

person 1: oh, thanks ig😭

person 3: you idiot.
by chloesnsnsnsnsnsn May 14, 2023
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