somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

soral

An amazing, beautiful girl who always goes after her dreams! But don't mess with her, and don't get her mad. She's been through a lot in her life and if you anger her you will regret it. She loves exploring and is very artistic. Although sometimes she is quiet, and still.

Hey man, did you see Soral yesterday?? She is one strong girl, ill go ask her out today afternoon!

by Amberly Stasziewska Morawski February 23, 2018

somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

sobalb

Suspect Of Being A Little Bitch

Usually projecting to someone that is so insecure, insensitive, and ignorant enough to make fun of someone, even family. Most people that are this are so sorry for themselves and so self conscious and uncomfortable with themselves that they have the audacity and need to hurt someone else.

Andrew: Dominik is such a soblab

Austin: Well yeah duhh
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Austin: Why is dominik always a sobalb

Michael: I don't know, just fits him.

by Intelligent Underage Being December 16, 2018

SoCala

A Southern California community mixed within ocala, Fl. Why do you think rednecks hate Californians so much that eventually, they'll get used to them being here even after once weed's completely legal in florida? In the end, a lot of rednecks also develop friendships with the west coast.

Rednecks:You californians done jacked the prices of our goods!
Californians:So sorry to hear that! Want to smoke some?
Redneck:Well, fuck it, let's roll a blunt! We can't stay mad at y'all forever! Welcome to socala!

by RealG92 June 17, 2019

skyaline

A literal gift from god, she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world even though she can sometimes upset you and make you feel kind of weird she’s still the best person to either get to know or if you’re lucky able to date

Boy one: hey have you seen that new girl skyaline?

Boy two: yeah she’s actually perfect

by Pillies July 7, 2019