ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018

Victoria Anna Sbardi Abate

The best compliment you can give. Another word for perfect.

You're a Victoria Anna Sbardi Abate.
thanks for the compliment

by MR. Rocco April 1, 2021

Silicon Valley sober

I only fuck with psychedelics and the Doja.

Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

by Atomix270 June 21, 2022

Washington State Sober

Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.

by Schoei July 10, 2023

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

Sober

The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.

Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself

Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober

by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009

Soaring-Eagle

Soaring-Eagle <sawr-ing, ee-guh-l> verb, adjective.

Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.

Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.

1. "Did you hear that he soaring-eagled his Mazda into that tree last weekend?" (As verb)

2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)

by soaringeagle2013 January 7, 2013