The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Baby smoothie

Ejaculation or cum

That is some yummy baby smoothie

by William hibbs May 11, 2022

Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.

Anyone want a bologna smoothie?

by Shredder88 October 15, 2023

Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman

James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all

by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in

This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie

by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021

Smoothie

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.

Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Iced Mangmallow Smoothie

A delightfully delicious blend of fresh mango, ice and marshmallow fluff. Invented, patented, trademarked and copyrighted by Kyle Francis on the 2nd of July, 2017. This heavenly libation had an attempted copyright infringement by a degenerate only known by the initials C.L. shortly after it's inception.

Clay Lundy, don't even play like you've tasted Kyle Francis's epicurean masterpiece, the Iced Mangmallow Smoothie.

by SoFla's Special K July 2, 2017