Smoshed

The Act of getting drunk and replacing your vowels with "O" sounds.

Started By Katie in late 1857, in the sleepy town of Freo.

Person 1- "Omg! Caitmon got soooo smoshed on saturday noight!"
Person 2- "I know, she loike yokked everywhere, hell mong."
Person 1- "Grouse toime though"
Person 2- "Yah Mon, so glad you're my bast frund!"
Person 1- "Mon, we're bust frunz for uvah"

by ratch. April 6, 2009

Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thruster by her parter who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.

Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.

by dylandalton April 19, 2015

Samshed

An insult. A hotel where old people go to have sex and are filmed.

'Your such a samshed owner boii!'

by JoE bLuD November 8, 2006

sashed

1.(Adj)Thomas; someone who gets pwned all the time by their superiors.
2.sashed is a type of food in ethiopia made out of dead asian people

Thomas:Ur gay
Gomez:you cant spell
Thomas: yed i cant
Gomez:HAHA, sashed!
Thomas:DAMN

by AntonioGonzales June 22, 2008

Stashed

To get humiliated or boyed by someone. To be cussed by someone in front of lots of people.

Awww man jus got stashed.

Woahh boy just recieved a stashing.

Dont stash me man.

by Aliceeee ** October 24, 2008

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010