Buffalo Stapler

When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.

I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!

by Mitch McKay May 3, 2008

Sample

The act of being ditched by a girl/guy

When a guy wants to chill with a girl. The girl said, "Yeah, they want to hangout. Just call me around (time)" But when it comes for that time to hang, she ditches him.

"Dude, you just got Sampled!"

by Joe Sag. June 11, 2008

Smape

An ape with human like intelligence like the ones from planet of the apes.

you damn dirty smapes!

by mr fan-f**king-tastic July 15, 2011

sampler

When you jerk off and blow it in your hand. Then you bring it to your mouth and take a lick

Jay likes taking a sampler

by Jay V May 8, 2003

staplesnatch

of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!

by penguineatingrobot June 30, 2006

Stapleton

A particularly small chode

Eoghan: Well, how's it goin?

Tom: Get away from me with that Stapleton chode!

by PeetrMurfee May 6, 2014

Smaped

In todays outside smokers sub-society the practice of peforming non-consensual sex while nipping out for a crafty fag is common practice

Hand me that lighter Bob. That bit of fluff walking outside is getting smaped

by Willy Everlearn October 24, 2009