Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.

"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."

by A. Starkey September 1, 2008

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007

Gripless Skater

A skateboarder who either doesn't have any grip on their griptape, shoes, wheels, etc.

That gripless skater is sliding all over the place.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

skater

Slang for 1/8 ounce of weed AKA an eigth.

OG: Yo - What you need a zip of the kush?

Pothead: Naw bro, funds are short. Let me get that skater.

by bhenchodan April 25, 2014

Skaterism

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.

I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.

by Maceo & Mekenzie July 5, 2019

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019