Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?
Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
Your so Jessica Simpson!
by dontaskme November 13, 2007
this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!
by chris smith July 15, 2004
An amazing person who is great with children. Usually a science teacher and all of her students love her.
by brianlandcaster June 29, 2015
A pop cultural term for counting in base 8, because each character in the Simpson family was born with four fingers on each hand, which means they would count like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, …, such that all eight-fingered members could do without the symbols 8 or 9.
In Simpsons math, “If Homer and Marge and their four kids looked at two spiders, how would they write and pronounce the total number of their legs?” 20 and “two-zero” rather than “twenty.”
by MathPlus June 13, 2021
Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.
by kyspsm October 05, 2006
by Matt Clark February 25, 2005
Ted: Did you hear Cody Simpson's new song?
Penny: EW! Of course not. I don't wanna watch a watermelon head goober-fart on my computer! Talk about a HUGE waste of my time.
Penny: EW! Of course not. I don't wanna watch a watermelon head goober-fart on my computer! Talk about a HUGE waste of my time.
by watermelongirl183 August 07, 2010