Simpbona

A simp named Sabona. Always thirsty for some coo but never willing to put in the effort to earn it. But he will be ready to bitch his friends for trying to help

1: "do you still like Lulu"
2: "Idk, why do you even care"
1: "STFU Simpbona"

by gay ball October 7, 2020

Simpson University

A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.

Damn, this church has less rules than Simpson University.

by Simpson's very own Satan October 21, 2011

The Simpsons

Greatest old show ever.. Don't Dis it.

I love ralph.

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there..

The Simpsons rock...

by £iÄnÅ November 19, 2006

russel simmons

Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.

That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.

by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008

Pimpin Simpson

a person with the last name Simpson that is physically attractive or has a way with the ladies/men.

I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!

Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!

by tylena July 1, 2006

jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

by Lilliaa June 29, 2006

The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.

The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.

by Piranha September 26, 2006