shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016

Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020

shits bitchin'

hella.

Notice!
Shits Bitchin'
hella

by egorrrrrr September 15, 2021

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.

"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."

by abushby October 9, 2013

Trickle Shits

When you have diahrrea and you're running to the bathroom and it's trickling out as you run.

"I had diahrrea today and was running for the bathroom and it kept coming out! I totally had the trickle shits!"

by Nomisaurus November 6, 2013

Singapore Shits

The terribly uncomfortable bowel movements you have after eating Singapore fried rice from your local Chinese takeaway.

"Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?"

"I had to wet some toilet paper and cool down my ring, got a bad case of Singapore shits man!"

by HThug April 2, 2015

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016